
Thursday 14 August 2026, A-Level results day; a parent quietly came up to share with me her pride at her child’s results, and to thank me, as it turns out, for giving them a chance, because no-one else had.
“Suum cuique”. To each his own, or her own, and I rather like that a Latin tag older than any exam board can still do more honest work than most of what gets written about results day. I came across it by way of a LinkedIn post from Dr Rosemary Taylor, responding to this year’s coverage of boys pulling ahead of girls at A-Level, and it has been sitting with me for days in the way only the genuinely well-put things do.
Her point, as I read it, isn’t that the gap doesn’t matter. It’s that the moment we ask “why are boys ahead” we have already, without quite noticing, agreed to treat education as a race with only one finishing line. Ask instead what has actually changed — for both — and you get a much more interesting, much less tidy question, one that doesn’t resolve into a scoreboard at all. I have sat through forty-odd results days in my working life, watched the same relief and the same devastation arrive within feet of each other at the same gate, and I have never once believed that the two grades side by side told you which of those two young people had been better served by their education. Only which of them had produced a number that was easier to print.
Which brings me, by a route I did not entirely plan, to Charlie Brown.
Every autumn, Lucy holds the football steady on the grass and tells Charlie Brown that this year will be different. Every autumn he runs at it in good faith, and every autumn she snatches it away at the exact moment his foot arrives, and he ends up flat on his back looking at the sky, wondering what he did wrong. Schulz kept the gag running for the best part of five decades, and confessed towards the end of his life that he had never once let Charlie kick that ball, because the moment he did, the strip would have nothing left to say. Success, in Peanuts, is permanently almost. That is not a flaw in the joke. That is the entire joke.
I have watched this play out somewhere rather less exalted than a national exam board, too: the Maidenhead Advertiser. It used to run past a hundred pages a week, and a paper that size could afford suum cuique without ever using the phrase — every team at every level got its match report, the Under 12s as faithfully as the First XV, because the advertising that paid for it depended on every household reading, not just the households whose sons made the top team. Nobody had to decide to be generous. A hundred pages simply needed filling, and filling them meant writing about everybody. Today the same paper runs to thirty-two pages and reaches a readership mostly over sixty, and something quite specific has been lost that has nothing to do with declining standards of journalism: there is no longer room for the boy who never got near the First XV but never missed a training session either, or the girl whose exam grades were unremarkable but who kept the whole sailing programme running that summer. The paper didn’t stop valuing them. It simply ran out of pages, and what got kept was whatever was easiest to justify in the space available — which is to say, the scoreboard.
One of my idiosyncrasies as Academic Principal is that I’ve always turned up on results days. In part, because for me, it’s in the title, but much more importantly, it’s been intensely personal. For some, I’ve been responsible for their education for thirteen years since entering the Nursery. For others, Claires Court was their only option for secondary or sixth form, having been rejected by the state for not being ‘good enough’, yet we could see there were such possibilities, and results clearly validated that decision. Although I had stepped away from leading the school, the Sixth Form Vice Principal invited me in to share those moments once again.
What Dr Taylor’s piece and Schulz’s ball have in common, oddly, is a warning about what happens when you let the scoreboard do the defining. A league table, like Lucy’s football, promises that this year the measure will finally capture what matters. It never quite does, because the things that matter most in a young person’s education — the coaching they had access to, the teacher who noticed them at exactly the right moment, the sheer bloody-minded persistence of turning up to training on a wet Tuesday when nobody was watching — are precisely the things that are hardest to put a number on, and therefore the things a scoreboard will always, quietly, leave out. We optimise for what we can measure, and then we mistake the measurement for the whole of the thing. Every institution that has ever chased a league table has learned this lesson, usually the hard way, and usually too late to matter for the cohort that taught it to them.
I don’t think the answer is to stop measuring anything, any more than the answer to Charlie Brown’s problem is to stop playing football. Rigour matters. Grades matter, imperfect as they are, because they are still the fairest common currency we have found for comparing the incomparable. But suum cuique asks something quieter of us than a league table ever will: not who won, but what was owed to this particular child, and whether we gave it to them. That is a harder question to put in a headline. It may be the only one worth asking on the morning the envelopes go out.
That same instinct is why, in leading a faculty for so many years, my colleagues learned my deep loathing for shouting too much from the rooftops about academic success. In part, this is because, however great our place has been for the young people receiving their grades, some won’t have made their mark in the way they had hoped that day. Learning that their chosen university or sixth form college was, after all, unwilling to offer them a place is even worse if those who celebrate seem to ignore their pain. Yet we all need joy in our hearts too; our local paper always does its best to be fair to all schools, refusing to rank-order them or fill its pages with photographs of results sheets thrown gleefully into the air.
I think of something Steve Jobs told Apple’s staff in 1997, not long after his return, using Nike as his example. Nike, he pointed out, sells nothing more than shoes — a commodity like any other — and yet their advertising never once mentions the product. Instead, they spend their time honouring great athletes and great athletics, and let the shoe follow wherever the emotion leads. Listening to that story again, it struck me how closely it maps onto a school. We are not, in the end, in the business of manufacturing grade percentages, any more than Nike is in the business of selling rubber and leather. What we are honouring, or ought to be, is the athlete rather than the shoe — the character, the resilience, the person the certificate merely trails behind.
A school is not an assembly line for printing certificates, and standing at the gates on results day it is easy to get swept up in the local league tables, or the temptation to declare our young people have somehow outperformed the school down the road. But raw attainment data is a fragile sort of victory, always deeply nuanced and invariably leaving someone quietly disappointed in the shadow of the headline figure. Our real work was to foster the character, resilience and integrity of the young people who walked through our doors. A town doesn’t thrive on exam percentages alone; it thrives on the calibre of the citizens who step into its civic spaces afterwards — the true measure of forty years’ work arriving some years later, in the form of a thoughtful, well-qualified adult rolling up their sleeves in the community rather than in a results-day headline.
So what would results day look like if the local paper, and the civic leaders alongside it, celebrated the things suum cuique asks us to notice, rather than the things the league table demands — and whether anyone would have the nerve to try it first.


























